Please… Don’t Take This Personally (Why Don’t You Piss Off, Because No-one Likes You?)

June 30, 2007

No MP3 of this song is available yet. The canonical lyrics are somewhat dated; I hope to update them some time in the future to reflect Modern Trends of the type that normally pass me by.

It’s not your asthma that makes you anathema
Nor that you’re stupid and you smell
Your conspiracy theory is clearly dreary
But there’s something more as well
An indefinable something that makes you such a hopeless prat
And makes being near you hell

Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you?
Everyone hates you, everyone hates you.

I don’t know what gets me down whenever you’re around
It’s not your sycophantic lies
And it’s not because you’re a failure that I want you to be in Australia
Once I’ve poked out both your eyes

Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you?
Everyone hates you, everyone hates you.

Ever since I met you, I’ve been out to get you
But you just think you’re paranoid
In aptitude tests, you always try your best
And you wonder why you’re unemployed.

Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you?
Everyone hates you, everyone hates you.

You don’t go out without your mobile phone
It’s got a Spice Girls ring tone
You don’t use soap, it makes your skin go blotchy
You demand more attention than a tamagotchi
And you’re just as fun.

Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you?
Everyone hates you, everyone hates you.

You’re as shallow as a puddle, and just about as subtle
Every look I give you is black
You might catch me frowning if I could see you drowning
I’d be wondering whether to wave back.

Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you?
Everyone hates you, everyone hates you.

You’re living disproof of natural selection
You voted for Bush in the last election
You fancy Ann Robinson, you like her wink
You truly are the weakest link
Goodbye!

Why don’t you piss off, because no-one likes you?
Everyone hates you, everyone hates you.

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