Tangled Up In Bob

An MP3 of Tangled Up In Bob is available here. Lyrics are mine, the tune is (predictably) Bob Dylan’s Tangled Up In Blue.

Early one morning, the sun was shining, I walked into HMV
Wondering if they had anything I needed on CD
I wandered up to the Dylan section, couldn’t believe my eyes
Blood on the Tracks and Blonde on Blonde were both 6.95
Immediately I snapped them up, the friend with me said “But…
“Kensson, you already own them both.” I said “Shut
“Your gob! I’m tangled up in Bob.”

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Untitled Burns parody

With apologies to both John Prine and Rabbie Burns.

A mouse left his house
With his wife and family
When I turned it over digging up a furrow
And the hole in the earth
Made him run for all he’s worth
And head straight down the nearest rabbit burrow
Wee tim’rous, cow’ring beastie
What a panic’s in thy breastie
I hope you’ve found a place to make a nest
A rabbit burrow’s surely not the best:

There’s a hole in Rabbie’s farm where all the bunnies go
Do rabbits feast on mice? I don’t know
The best plans we lay, aft gang agley
And leave us naught but pain and grief, homelessness and woe
Woah woah woah woah.